When someone is so physically attractive that it makes you upset
and then you get progressively angrier
like how in the actual fuck are you even this beautiful? I need receipts!
Then you pick straight up random features to be particularly livid about
and then you just quit with a majestic display of property damage
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”
This has been done before, I’m sure.